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I was looking through some old files trying to come up with a writing sample for something, and look what I found....

Sisterhood of the Seductive Sweater

Rules:
1) The sweater cannot be worn around the shoulders
2) No holding animals while wearing the sweater
3) No drooling while wearing the sweater (if you nap and think you might drool, take the sweater off first)
4) The sweater must never be lent or loaned to anyone outside of the Sisterhood of the Seductive Sweater
5) While wearing the sweater you must never purposely ignore anyone of the opposite sex
6) Never wash the sweater
7) The sweater can NEVER be worn with socks and sandals (NOTHING should ever be worn with socks and sandals… If the thought even crosses your mind, you should be excommunicated from the Sisterhood of the Seductive Sweater)
8) If you ever lose the sweater, your life will be forfeited
9) No sweating in the sweater (if you think you might sweat, take the sweater off – but never wrap it around your shoulders… see rule #1)
10) When you are done wearing the sweater, record all life-changing events and/or unique experiences that happened while wearing the sweater (these can be fact or fiction) including the following details
a. The place you spent the most amount of time while wearing the sweater
b. The cutest boy you saw while wearing the sweater and your attempts to seduce him
c. Any comments or compliments received about the sweater
11) Never, ever deny the power of the sweater
12) When your sweater-wearing-turn is over, pass the sweater, along with the journal on to the next member of the Sisterhood so their adventure can begin and they can unlock the power of the sweater